Trump became the Lord of War at the UN yesterday saying things like, “If the righteous many don’t confront the wicked few, then evil will triumph.” We’re not worried about “evil,” you dimwit. We’re worried about unstable lunatics—and you’re one of them. Trump declared, “We will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.” That’s not how you show strength in international relations, but this is a guy who is more used to picking fights with Rosie O’Donnell. Trump went on to call Iran a “rogue nation” and to threaten Venezuela. How does any of this interventionism appeal to his lunatic base?

And…Obamacare care repeal is BAAAACK, like a bad movie. IF a bad movie could kill people. The bill divides states into two groups. RED states that don’t want to give their residents healthcare and BLUE states who won’t be able to afford to give their people healthcare. You know there’s a reason why “Pay more! Get less” never took off as a product slogan.

We’re a little distracted by Hurricane Irma, the largest Atlantic Hurricane ever recorded, but we still noticed how many “CULT 45” members think it’s all a deep state plot to advance a climate change agenda. I’m sure Texas and Florida will be receptive. Dreamers are as frightened as Florida residents, but one thing is definite, Hurricane Donald is completely man made.

Meanwhile, Mueller has the letter Trump originally wrote explaining why Comey had to go. That letter was never sent. Instead, Rod Rosenstein penned the letter we saw. It could be more Kryptonite for Trump.

Wearing crazy hats, Trump and Melania made their way to Austin. Melania’s hat said ‘FLOT US” Whoops. Lacking empathy or understanding, their visit to Austin did not include any of the victims of Harvey.
Today, Trump will shift his message to huge spending…ON TAX CUTS while Houston drowns. Meanwhile, Ted Cruz and the Texas delegation will assume every position in the Kama Sutra in an attempt to bend history regarding their NO VOTES on the Sandy Relief package.